Help me buy a new camera please!

Please help me raise money for a Flip Camera. It's been my dream to get recognized on the internet as an entertainer, preferably YouTube famous. Doing so, I need your help to buy a new camera which I can take around and film with.

Video's will consist of daily Vlogs, dancing, guitaring/singing, etc. I promise I will not let you down.

Now, I know what you're saying. "Why don't you just get a job and buy one yourself, you cheap bitch?". Well, I do have a job. I just want to see if this will actually play out. Think of this as an early birthday present for me. Anyone can pitch in and I promise not to take advantage of this chip-in thingy. Hey, at least I'm not lying and asking you to pitch in money for some sappy-ass organization that I'm not going to give money to...*cough AJ Rafael cough*.

Fund raiser ends on my birthday (July 30).

Thanks Friends. And I wont be sad if anyone doesn't donate. I'm just testing the waters. But if you decide to help me out, Let me know who you are and how much you donated so I'll be sure to shout you out in one of my videos.

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