Hello. I haven't been on here for a while because Tumblr is more convenient for me. However, I only have like 43 followers there and it seems as if some people still check my blogspot. So in that case, I'm back. Here's a vlog of my recent trip to LA to see Swedish House Mafia's very own Sebastian Ingrosso...with a special guest appearance by Steve Angello. Enjoy
Friday, January 28, 2011
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Bruno Mars - Nothin on you(remix) LYRICS
(Sorry. I'm learning this song and can't find the lyrics. So I wrote them down for a self-reminder.)
If I told you I was perfect I'd by lying
If there's somethin i'm not doing, girl I'm trying
I know I'm no angel
but i'm not so bad
If you see me at the party conversating
That does not mean telephone numbers are exchanging
I know I'm no angel
but i'm not so bad
you should know there's beautiful girls...
If I told you I was perfect I'd by lying
If there's somethin i'm not doing, girl I'm trying
I know I'm no angel
but i'm not so bad
If you see me at the party conversating
That does not mean telephone numbers are exchanging
I know I'm no angel
but i'm not so bad
you should know there's beautiful girls...
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Woman and Children Slain. Cops do nothing!
Sorry I haven't updated this thing in a while. Well, it's not like anyone really looks at this anyway. So here's a vid I thought was interesting. Take a look
Friday, September 3, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
This is a good one. Oh those peanuts.
This guy walks into an empty bar, just him and the bartender, and orders a drink.
The bartender gets one for him, and walks back to wash glasses.
A few minutes later the guy hears a voice, "I really like your haircut". The guy looks around, but doesn't see anyone.
A few minutes after that he hears "That's a great tie you're wearing. You'll go places looking like that".
He spins around 360 degree, and it is just him and the bartender in the place.
So, he yells at the bartender "Did you say anything to me?", the bartender says "No. Why?"
The guy says "Well, first I heard somebody say they liked my hair, and then they said they liked my tie" and then the bartender says "Oh, that's the peanuts in the bowl next to you".
The guy says,"The peanuts in the bowl said it?" and the bartender says "Yeah, they're complimentary"
The bartender gets one for him, and walks back to wash glasses.
A few minutes later the guy hears a voice, "I really like your haircut". The guy looks around, but doesn't see anyone.
A few minutes after that he hears "That's a great tie you're wearing. You'll go places looking like that".
He spins around 360 degree, and it is just him and the bartender in the place.
So, he yells at the bartender "Did you say anything to me?", the bartender says "No. Why?"
The guy says "Well, first I heard somebody say they liked my hair, and then they said they liked my tie" and then the bartender says "Oh, that's the peanuts in the bowl next to you".
The guy says,"The peanuts in the bowl said it?" and the bartender says "Yeah, they're complimentary"
Friday, August 6, 2010
Oh, that nun. lol
A nun, badly in need of a toilet, ventured into a pub to seek relief.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off, then the place erupted into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the place went dead silent.
Going up to bar, she asked if she use their facilities. The Landlord said, "Okay, yes, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun, before going to the toilet.
After a few minutes, she came back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
Going to the landlord, she said, "Thank you, but I don't understand why everyone applauded me for, just because I went to the toilet."
"Well, now they know you're one of us," he replied. "Would you like a drink?"
"But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," he laughed, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off, then the place erupted into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the place went dead silent.
Going up to bar, she asked if she use their facilities. The Landlord said, "Okay, yes, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun, before going to the toilet.
After a few minutes, she came back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
Going to the landlord, she said, "Thank you, but I don't understand why everyone applauded me for, just because I went to the toilet."
"Well, now they know you're one of us," he replied. "Would you like a drink?"
"But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," he laughed, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
Monday, August 2, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Joke
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: April 27, 2009
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: April 27, 2009
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!
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