My laptop is back in action!!!

So, the reason why I wasn't online as much is because my laptop screen broke. So, I hooked up a old ass monitor to it and now it works like a charm. Sad thing is I can't take a shit while browsing the web. O well. =]


And please keep them questions coming. Make sure to get at me via AIM/Myspace/Email/etc. So far I've gotten about 12 questions asking about my penis size. I'll just tell you, this font you're reading off of is bigger than my Fonzie. ;)

Dodgeball is the shit!!!

Last night was the sex. Whoever was there knows wassup. Dodgeball season is in. I have a big ass bruise on my arm =[. But fuck it, aye. Lesss goo!!!!!

No jail!!!

I live to see another day of sunlight. Yay for me. Fuck court and fuck the po-leece. lol

anyway, who wants to buy these for me?


thanks


oh and keep them questions coming please. thanks!

Ask STE7EN!!!

So, I decided to make a section on my blog called "Ask STE7EN!" and I'm going to need a little bit of help from you readers.

I need a couple of you guys/gals to send a bunch of questions for me to answer; whether it be advice or something you'd like to know...anything will be cool. I just want to hype up my blog and give out a few Doug Funnies. So here is my contact info if you'd like to participate. Please and thanks!

contact info:
Email: Ask_Ste7en@yahoo.com
AIM: STE7ENlicious
Myspace: www.myspace.com/ste7en469
Twitter: www.twitter.com/iste7en

You guys/gals can contact me thru any one of those. Thanks again. I'll give it a week for the questions to add up, record and edit a vid, and post on blog for your viewing pleasure. I have many more ideas for my blog. You'll see them come up as we go. Let's hope this first one is a real hit. Thanks! (oh btw, I'm not trying to copy TimothyDeLaGhetto. Just tryin to hype up my blog.)

Love,
Ste7en himself.

Carlton singing

I Met some squirrels today.

I met a squirrel today.

He wanted some beer and seeds.
He had a brother
We became best friends.

The end

BBQ and Kite day tomorrow.

Let's make it happen.

When: Wednesday May 13
Time: TBA
Location: Some park (TBA)

Hit us up if interested. Bring something fun and filling.

So, I lost my phone.

Someone please find it by tomorrow so I don't have to call T-Mobile and wait fucking 2 weeks for a new one. THANKS.

i love you

Gordo

This FML made my night.

Today, a female police officer pulled me over for being suspicious of driving under the influence. She was hot. she said "Put your hands behind your back. Anything that you say can be held against you and will be." I then said "tits." I got charged for sexual harassment. FML

Twitter.com/iSTE7EN

Make sure you kids follow me on Twitter. I barely found out how to post tweets from my sidekick. Lol. So yes, follow me or you will get the swine flu and die.

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