Uncle Chin wants to give me a tattoo.

Yes. Joe aka Uncle Chin from JustKiddingFilms wants to give me a FREE tattoo. Him and I discussed this over Myspace and he's assured me that his parter with 14 years tattooing experience will be by his side guiding him and taking over the hard parts. So it's all good. I guess he's learning how to do ink work. His vid on Youtube looks pretty decent so I'm pretty sure about this.



Now, I need suggestions on what tattoo I should get. Some input would be nice. I'm thinking a Kingdom Hearts "Heartless" logo over my left peck. Ya?

Vids are up. parts 1-2-3

Here's the vids you've been waiting for. Pretty good from what I see. Watch the whole thing. Part 3 i got some good footwork in the middle. lol

Optimus Crew vs. STE7EN/Chang/Lance

Honestly, it was a great battle. They had their consistency and technicality. We had our blow ups and crowd pleasers. In the end, we called it a draw. No more beef. We're all on good terms now. No more of this shit talking. I got respect for Optimus Crew. Too bad Mikey Monsters leg was hurt. Lance took his place. But its all in good taste.
The video will be up soon.

However, I felt I didn't do so well in the battle. I was expecting it to be in the cafeteria on good floors so i can do some bboy power n shit. But gotta do what you gotta do where you gotta do. I did alright. I learned my lesson: Dont battle in high top dunk SB's. Lol. But all in all, it twas a great battle. Thanks to Michael Chang and Lance for steppin up with me. And remember, It was a draw. Nuff said.

And sorry to the guy who I almost fought. Hot sun + shit talking + tired = crazy.

I finally got a job.

Yes, I got a job at OG Samurai as a dish washer. Thanks to Michael Chang for the hookups, it didn't even take 5 minutes for them to hire me. I got lucky on this one.

So pretty much, you guys wont be seeing me as much as you used to cuz I'm a working man. Lol. I'll make time tho. I start friday

Till then, here's a cool video.

Man thats racist!

So I'm Sick...

I HATE IT! asdf O well. Gotta live with it. Let's see what things i've done today.

-Wake up
-Lay in bed for 2 hours
-Eat chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side
-Drive to class
-Lollicup
-SF4 and June's
-Norris to take medicine
-N/A meeting
-Locked my keys in the car
-Lollicup again
-Home.


Yup. The whole time I was rockin a scarf and a coat cuz I was THAT cold. I even turned the heater on full blast.

Some help would be nice. lol

Oh, it's on!

So Bihn Tran takes this dancing stuff WAY too serious. He called me out, right? And I just egged him on with my shit talking (because it was funny to see him get mad). And this is what he left me on myspace

"Fuck you nigga. You talk to much shit bitch.fucken tired of you and your bitchass homies. You can't dance all you know is bboying so stfu. I aint scared to battle your weakass. Ill take you out nigga. And mockey fuck up your boy up to. And your boys wanna talk shit tell them niggas to say it my face or don't talk quit actin like bitches and do something you bitchass niggas.
Come to my school and battle me then bitch"

Why so serious? LoL I'd fuck this kid up if he called me a bitch in my face. Lucky he's only like 12. So it's on. I'm not going to fight him tho. Just embarrass him on the dance floor. He's gonna walk away if I bboy. What a bitch. 'Ok fine I wont bboy.'....NOT!

A battle is a battle homie. And if you can't hang, get the fuck out!

I'm taking a shit while writing this. lol


So we're gonna set it up. The kid wants to battle at River Park because he knows we're going to get kicked out. Gimme some ideas where to have the battle. I'm saying Lollicup. Imma bring the cardboard.

Thats all for now. I have to wipe. later.

Bihn Tran called me out.

Yes. Bihn Tran of Optimus Crew called me out to a dance battle. I don't know why. I don't know how to dance ;). haha. You will see it on YouTube soon when we get down. Till then, look at these old random pics.

Another LOL

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!

I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!

I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

I hate Fresno County justice system.

The mother fuckers made me wait 5 fucking hours to finally call my cases up in court. I dressed up all nice and shit, I ever showed up an hour early just to be the first one in the court room. And then BAM, I'm the last one to leave. Fuck the police, fuck Fresno PD, fuck county, fuck all that bullshit. I hate the justice system. Whatever.

I'm the best and Ping-Pong trick shots.

True Story.

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with years back while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen."

WTF

This pic be bananas!

Joke.

At recess, three second graders meet by the slide. One is Korean, one is white, and one is black. They decide to compare the size of their urinary equipment.

The Korean shows off his first. Then the white guy pulls out his, and the Korean is shamed, but not by much. Then the black unzips his pants and the Korean and white stare in shock at the size...

Later that evening, the black is at home and his mother asks him if he learned anything at school that day. He says "well, I learned that I have a bigger dick than white and Korean boys. Is that because I'm black, Mom?"

His mother replies, "No, Son, it's because you are 17."

Uncle Jet gives the best middle fingers.

...seriously. If you met my Uncle Jet, he gives the most powerful/defined middle finger in the world. No joke. He's the master at it. I'll leave you guys with a famous conversation he used to always give to us:

Uncle Jet: Hey, want to go with me?
Me: Okay, where we going?
Uncle Jet: POOPS!

Some of you know what i'm talkin about. LOL is all i can say.

FADED,
Ste7en V.

FADED!

is what i am. asdf. tonight was prett chill. good shit. kla;sdjfklajfklajlkfja;lk ya. i like making new friends and kickin it. i owe jordan dinner/lunch tomolo. yup. i dont know wat im saying. im faded. lol.

talkfjlak;a martini?
slap and pickle.
i think my house is closer
"are you kidding me? she's hot as hell?" --cj.


kbye

Happy 1000 page views!!!

Thanks to all of yous who visit my page. It took a while (2 weeks) to get to 1000 page views, but its coming along. I'm trying to hit at least 100 views a day. Till then, i'll leave you guys with patrick.

I still need a camera**

Funny pic.

How to discipline a baby.

5 am snacktime

The video speaks for itself. I was bored so enjoy.