Lollicup Reminder!

Make sure you guys come thru to Lollicup's 1 year anniversary. We're giving away free taro/house milk teas to the first 100 people to show up. We're also raffling out Lollicup shirts. Be there. Those shirts are sick!

Lollicup - Fresno
1075 East Bullard Avenue Suite 105
fresno@lollicup.com

STORE HOURS:

Sunday-Thursday: 9:00am-10:00pm
Friday & Saturday 9:00am-12:00am

Another Friday.

I really do have a sleeping disorder. Most of you already know that when I'm in a deep sleep, it's donzo. Nowadays I have to set up 3 alarms on my phone to wake my ass up because I snooze thru all of them. heh. I need to hire these guys.

Watch it till the end.


Anyway, I'm off to probation to pee test.

FML

Today, I was a TA for class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom."

FML

Lent.

So for lent, instead of giving up something for 40 days, I'm actually doing something instead. I will be doing 200 push ups every night and maybe throw in an abs work out. I want my chestesess to get bigger.

I'm also not attending Ash Wednsday either. Why? Cuz I have another drug class to go to at night. Sorry Jesus, But staying out of the slammer is kinda important.

Does this look like a sure face to you?



Lol Squidward is funny as Mr. Feeny.

This Saturday.

Saturday February, 28, Lollicup will be holding its One Year Anniversary at its shop located on the southeast corner of First/Bullard (Fresno, CA). Make sure you guys come through early, because the first 100 people get a choice between a free Taro Milk Tea or House Milk Tea. They will also be giving away 250 Lollicup shirts. So, come get your boba drinks, chill, and have a great time!

Special guest appearance: Boogaloo STE7EN (yours truly) bumping the music and EMCEE-ing the whole event. BLAHHDAOOOOWW!


Lollicup - Fresno
1075 East Bullard Avenue Suite 105
fresno@lollicup.com

STORE HOURS:

Sunday-Thursday: 9:00am-10:00pm
Friday & Saturday 9:00am-12:00am

Just some randomness

I still need a digital camera to take photos of my days. Anyjuan juanna donate or sell one to me? Let me know please. thanks

I wish I was this guy.

Fuckin graceful is what I say.

I'm sooo fucking mad!

It's a joke that Fly Kicks beat Strikers All Stars. Mother fuckers. I'm serious. The cloggers were even better than Fly Bitches. Whatever. For that, they get a...

Haircut.

FML.

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

I hate being on probation.

Being on probation sucks. The fastest I can get out of this shit is 18 months which seems like forever and a day. It sucks. Whatever. I need to poop.

So...

whoever stole all my homies shit better man/woman up or they're gonna get a beatdown. No joke. Return them in a box/envelope at Anthony's house where it originally was. You get a moment of amnesty just because we're nice. If we find out who did it, you're gonna get fucked the fuck up. Serious. Take care and goodnight.

I love Juice.
-Ste7en

Who would win in a fight?

Bruce Lee
or

Cloud Strife

Personally, I'd think Bruce would win. Only cuz he can really fight in person. Cloud is only an actor.

Wat.

Click the image if you can't read it. lol

Joke of the Day.

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.

He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!

"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past Four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed .

The doctor snickered and said, "Just fucking with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

Any ladies looking for a good time?

Well, I've got the man for you. Let me introduce to you girls my big brother Chris(Morton)topher Jay Villas aka The Seige. This Marine is single and ready to mingle. Not only does he have muscles, but he likes long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, puppies, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain.

He also has been a virgin for over A YEAR now. So ladies, better hop on that. Don't be fooled by the pictures. He has a big one. BIG.

AIM: CJisdacoolest
Myspace: www.myspace.com/freak_nasty_469

Hang in there, Jack.

So apparently, Jack from Jack in the Box got hit by a bus recently. And now he's giving away free curly fries all day today. Go for the gold, ey.

Black Holes and ring pops.

Kevin Yadao Reyes can makes black holes. Don't fuck with him now.

And I like ring pops.

Dee is smart.

So, not only is this beauty of mine smart, but she is also hard working too. Just look at her. Still studying when its almost 3 am. ANDDDD......She has school (attends UCLA majoring in BioChem) plus work at 8am and doesn't get back to her dorm till 8pm, where she studies, does hw, eats nutella and cheese fries, and finds time to talk to me. She is a sooper trooper. She's gonna be your guys' doctor/nurse/anastesiologist someday. Give her a pat on the back and some Ferrera Rochers for her hard work.

1st Blog.

So, this is going to be my first blog on this here Blogspot thingy. My goals for this thing is to provide good reading material, entertainment, and possibly to vent to you viewers.
I will try my best to update this damn thing every day and show you guys how I go about my everyday grind. Doing so, I'll need a camera (which I don't have). For now, I'll use my HP laptop cam and just post up random shit. Feedback is greatly appreciated.

Till then...